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Presents, A Mug, and A Bad Bird Pun

Fandom: Kamen Rider OOO

Character(s) and/or Pairing(s): Ankh/Eiji

Rating: T

Word Count: 165

Contents: Humor, Slice of Life, Puns and Word Play

Notes: Originally posted on 2023-01-16. Inspired by a very real mug that I saw. Prompt was puns, and the original can be found here.

Summary: Eiji gives Ankh a little gift.

Also On: Ao3, Dreamwidth

Eiji walked into the Cous Coussier with a big grin on his face, he went up to Ankh who slouched in a booth. He looked up from his phone, his expression was complete disinterest as per usual. "What's with that stupid look?"

"I came across this at the store." Eiji was just barely able to hold back his laughter, "I thought it would be a good present for you. Since you're revived now and all."

Putting down his phone, he slowly opened up the box. This better be ice cream... Or money to get some. Whatever it is, it'd just better be a means to get more ice cream. Instead there was a mug, it had art with a duck holding a rose in its beak. There was text underneath too...

"So SeDucktive."

Ankh's eye twitched, "Oi... What the hell is this?!" He sneered right at Eiji, ready to fight him right then and there. Eiji promptly burst into uncontrollable laughter, falling to the floor.