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Not An Ordinary Egg

Eiji was out of the restaurant for today, out to do errands for Chiyoko. Ankh didn’t want to tag along, he never does. So he just did his usual routine. Eat his daily Popsicle or two… or five. Scroll through his iPhone, maybe go find somewhere to perch outside later.

Strolling up to the attic after enjoying another Popsicle in the kitchen, on the couch that he claimed as his own he saw there was a small egg. It was a very unusual looking one however.

With a cocked head, Ankh examined this egg curiously. It was adorned in a patterned cover of waves. Funnily enough, it was labeled as “wavy” too. This egg also looked to be created by some company called “Tenga”. There was also a small handwritten note placed beside it.

“I came across this yesterday, and thought of you. I think you’d enjoy it. Let me know what you end up thinking of it.”

It was signed by Eiji.

What kind of goddamn joke did he think this was? Gifting him some random egg, all just because he was a bird? Ankh rolled his eyes, unamused with this fool’s poor attempts at humor. Idiot. Still, this little thing had his curiosity.

Why would an egg be wavy? Eggs are not wavy. This is not how any sort of egg works. Whipping out his phone, he searched with a combination of the words “wavy egg”, and “Tenga”.

That’s when his eyes widened. This was no ordinary egg.

Across his countless searches, to learn just how humans evolved in the past eight centuries he’d heard of these “sex toys” that humans would use. His eyes looked at it curiously again, spinning it around in his hand.

So that’s what this was. With a few more taps on his phone, he found videos of it in use just as quickly as he got his answer. And Ankh was absolutely mesmerized by what he saw.

It could stretch so far, and engulf so much. His thoughts already began to wander, and his blood began to rush. Slowly he looked up at the toy. Cocking his head again, Ankh stopped to think for a moment. Still fidgeting with the egg in his hand. Was Eiji trying to send him some sort of message with this gesture?

Whatever his intentions were, it was of no matter right now anyways. Ankh had to give this thing a try.

He had never used a sex toy before. Ever since Ankh learned about them from his online research on humans and what they’ve been up to these past eight hundred years, he always wanted to experience using one. There were so many of them out there too… Humans sure had become quite creative hadn’t they?

Unzipping his pants, he swiftly tossed them to the side. Following the instructions he saw online. Starting with unwrapping it from its cover, opening up the egg, and then applying the lubricant supplied with it inside around its entry point.

As he applied the lube, he now understood why it was called a “wavy” egg. Ankh saw the insides of it, on the inside it was adorned with wave after wave of ridges.

Pushing into the toy, Ankh let out a breathy moan as it stretched and engulfed his cock. Taken aback by the sensations from the ridges squeezing onto his cock. It felt so good.

Ankh was still adjusting to this new body and how intensely it could make him feel. Compared to his Greeed form, where all his senses were severely dulled. Now he could feel so much more than he ever could before. It was all almost too overwhelming to handle at times. But he still loved it, it all made him feel so alive.

His hips arched as he began thrusting into the toy. Panting as he muttered half curses, gradually speeding up his pace. With all the pleasure, he could barely stand on his legs now. Ankh leaned his back onto the wall for support, as he kept pounding into the toy. God, it was incredible.

Ankh thought to himself, that fool proved himself useful once again.

Eiji…

After that passing thought of Eiji, in Ankh’s mind’s eye a picture showed itself so vividly to him.

Eiji beneath him. His eyes looking up to Ankh, half closed and clouded with lust. His hands gripping the sheets tightly as his back arched. Eiji moaning out Ankh’s name through his soft lips, over and over as he fucked him so hard and deep—

A low groan emitted from Ankh’s throat. Now fucking the toy frantically, fantasizing as if he was fucking Eiji. Thrusting as hard and fast as he could to feel more, more. The attic room filled with sounds of him thrusting into the toy, breathy moans, short curses, and Ankh moaning out Eiji’s name.

“Fuck, Eiji… Fuck!”

With each passing thrust, Ankh’s fantasy kept going wild.

Eiji writhing beneath him, grasping Ankh’s hair as he begged for his lover to go faster. To go deeper. Ankh marking Eiji his talons, pink lines laid across his chest and abdomen. Eiji whimpered and bit his lip as his body was left with marks, just as he always liked.

Ankh could see it all play out so clearly in his mind. Gripping Eiji’s hips, getting into a merciless rhythm and rapidly pounding into him. Eiji grasping Ankh’s hair and pulling their bodies closer together.

Despite him being nowhere nearby, Ankh could imagine Eiji’s voice so perfectly. Like he was right there…

“Mn, Aah! Ankh… I’m, I’m—”

He was able to visualize the expression on Eiji’s face as he came, moaning out Ankh’s name. The combination of this entire vivid fantasy, and the ridges squeezing around his cock drove him past the edge. Ankh quickly became undone as he came into the toy.

“Mmnh… Fuck— Eiji!”

Both his legs were wobbly and unable to stand upright. Ankh slid onto the ground, his back still laid up against the wall. Panting heavily as he titled his head up, staring at the attic ceiling. That was incredible.

He now could see just why so many humans enjoyed these sex toys he heard so much about.

Ankh began to think again. Was this Eiji’s intention the whole time? To have Ankh use this toy and think of him? Was that why he left that note? He’d have to ask Eiji this later, even though Ankh already had a good feeling that it was most likely the case. But he wanted to see Eiji get bashful as he’d tease him about it.

Did he have more? If not, they could get more. Because now, Ankh would definitely want to watch Eiji use one. Or use it on Eiji himself. They had so many varieties of these “Tenga Eggs” too…

So many ideas were popping up into Ankh’s head. He couldn’t wait for Eiji to get back from his errands.

End Notes: Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed this! Now that the weather is (hopefully) starting to cool down here I can write at a bit of a faster pace. Because I just LOVE writing Ankh/Eiji so much. <3

I've got more ideas and WIPs, Kamen Rider OOO just gave me so much inspiration. I look forward to writing more Ankh/Eiji and OOO fics as a whole.

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