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Fandom: Kamen Rider OOO

Character(s) and/or Pairing(s): Ankh/Eiji, Background Date/Gotou

Rating: M

Word Count: 1630

Contents: Texting, Sexting, Implied Sexual Content, Humorous, Dirty Thoughts

Notes: Originally posted on 2022-09-25. Something I made in-between my other current wips! This is an idea I've had for a little bit now.

Summary: It was supposed to be just a normal lunch. Ankh has recently learned what sexting is, and has a plan to put this newfound knowledge to use.

Also On: Ao3, Dreamwidth


It was supposed to be just a normal lunch.

Date and Gotou invited both Eiji and Ankh out to lunch the other day. For oden of course. Eiji agreed, and was sure Ankh would have tagged along. Especially since there was an ice cream stand not too far off from the restaurant they’d be going to.

Suddenly, at the last minute Ankh told him he had some business he needed to attend to. Promptly leaving the attic. While him going off to do his own thing wasn’t unusual… Eiji still felt bad for showing up solo.

“I’m very sorry Ankh didn’t come with me.”

Date waved his hand before breaking his chopsticks, getting ready to eat their meal. “No worries Hino! Seriously. Just enjoy the food, it’s on me.”

“Thank you so much again for this, Date.” Eiji smiled.

Gotou looked up after sipping his tea, “It’s unsurprising he didn’t come. Given how Ankh goes out on his own so often.” His words were harsh, yet honest.

Date’s eyes widened as he whistled from hearing Gotou’s remark. “Hey, hey now Brotou—”

Eiji couldn’t help but let out the chuckle, because he wasn’t incorrect. “Gotou’s right though. That’s just how Ankh is.” And Eiji couldn’t help but love Ankh for being, Ankh. Even if it did drive him up the wall sometimes.

“Ah well it’s a shame Anko didn’t tag along! You’d think being close to one of the best ice cream joints in town would be an easy way to get him to come…” Date ate one of the boiled eggs, nodding his head and a delighted noise. “This is so good!” Looking towards Gotou who was sitting next to him, “Brotou, you gotta try this!”

Gotou had a slight flush on his cheeks. Nodding as he took a bite of one from his plate, “It is delicious.”

“See what did I tell you guys? Best oden in town. Dig in!”

Eiji laughed as he took some grilled chikuwa, enjoying the company of his friends. It was nice to be able to have some much deserved downtime. This was a week that was much busier than normal.

It was just then his phone buzzed in his pocket. Eiji flipped it open, going to check his message inbox. He was greeted with something that made him almost choke on his meal, and nearly drop his phone into the broth of the hot pot.

Ankh sent a message, but that was not all he sent. Attached to the text was a photo of himself, a rather risque one.

His shirt was rolled up, held in place by his teeth. Showcasing much of that lean yet still toned body, as his hands were dangerously close to the zipper of his pants. The text attached was as follows:

I discovered something you humans do with these phones of yours.

Swiftly Eiji slammed his phone shut, looking side to side. He could feel his whole body begin to sweat and his heart pound. Did anyone see that? He desperately hoped that nobody did. Goddammit, what was Ankh thinking?

Wait just a minute. Was that the Cous Coussier bathroom in the background… Did Ankh just stay behind to do this to him?!

His mind started racing in a panic, as well as his dick began to get hard. Despite his efforts, Eiji was unable to stop thinking about that sexy photo. Shit. Shit! This was not the time! Why did Ankh have to be so attractive—

Gotou leaned forward, with a look of confusion and concern on his face. “Hino? Are you alright there?”

Sliding the phone into his pocket, “I-It’s nothing. Really.” Wolfing down the rest of his plate in a hurry, then getting up. Doing his best to hide the half chub that was inside his pants. He seriously needed to get somewhere more private before it became anything more than that.

“Give me just a second, I’ll be right back.” Then he dashed off to the restroom in a hurry.

Date poked Gotou’s shoulder, gesturing to the direction Eiji ran off in. “Hino’s was acting kinda strange there, don’t ya think?” Taking another bite of the beef he began to eat. “Wonder what’s gotten into him.”

Gotou had a strong hunch Ankh had something to do with this. But he kept his mouth shut. Making the choice to not speculate any further on the subject.


Flipping open his phone in the stall, Eiji was welcomed with another risque photo from his boyfriend. This time his shirt and jacket were off. His pants were pushed down dangerously low, showcasing his v-line.

Eiji’s face burned red as his blood began to rush. God, why was he doing this now of all times? Catching his breath, Eiji began to text back just so he could figure out what the hell Ankh was planning.

Ankh, what are you doing?!

Isn’t it obvious? I’m sexting you. Idiot. I recently learned this is something you humans do.

Oh my god. Just where did Ankh learn about sexting?

It didn’t matter right now. Eiji would have time to think about what else Ankh had been learning with unrestricted internet access later.

Does it have to be now? When I’m in public? Are you doing this just to mess with me? Did you stay back at the restaurant just to do this? Tell me.

Who knows? Why don’t you come back here and find out for yourself.

Eiji sighed, pressing his back against the stall. Slowly sliding down against the cool plastic with his head in his hands. Thank goodness he was in the restroom now, because he was rock hard. Ankh did have a knack at sending photos like this, he’d give him that…

Because now all Eiji could think about was just rushing home, tearing each others clothes off, and Ankh fucking the living daylights out of him. And that last text of his, teasing him. He couldn’t take it. Fuck.

Ankh really did know how to drive Eiji up the wall, in all sorts of ways.

But he couldn’t just leave now either. What about Date and Gotou, who graciously invited him along? He couldn’t just do that to them. Eiji felt he was at a real loss for what to do. His heart said to stay, but his dick was saying otherwise.

After minutes of forming a plan, he had an idea for the best possible route in this scenario. First, he’d decline Ankh’s offer. Even if it was incredibly enticing.

Next, he’d relieve himself here as quickly and quietly as possible before going back to the others. Eiji really didn’t want to jack off in a public place like this, but this was all he could think of to do.

With such exact timing that made it feel like Ankh had a candroid telling him how this all was going in real time, Eiji’s phone buzzed again.

Come on, what was it now? Would he dare open his phone to see what Ankh sent him? After a moment of careful consideration, he slowly opened his phone. And this photo was much more explicit than the others.

Come on now Eiji. I know you want to.

His pants and underwear were still on, but unzipped and pulled down. Ankh held his erection in his hand, with a sultry look on his face. Giving the photo a closer look, Eiji could even see there was some precum that formed on the head of his dick.

Fuck.

Eiji groaned as his cock twitched and throbbed. Unable to take his eyes off of the photos Ankh sent to him. They left him absolutely mesmerized. It wasn’t long before his thoughts began to wander off.

All he could think about now was being up in that attic, Ankh’s body pressed against his. Those rough kisses and bites he loved so much. Feeling up Ankh’s body as he marked him with his talons, then tossing him onto the bed before—

He shook his head to snap out of it. Eiji realized as much as he wanted to stay for Date and Gotou’s sake, he knew deep down that he couldn’t. He was rendered too much of a horny mess from Ankh’s scheme. His appetite was gone. All he could think about at this point was what his boyfriend had planned to do to him as soon as he entered the attic.

Promising to himself he’d make this up to them later, Eiji got up and left the restroom. Apologizing profusely to the two. Using the excuse that something had popped up at the restaurant, Chiyoko needed his help, before dashing off yet again.

The second he got to the attic, Ankh was already there. Laying across Eiji’s bed.

Just as if he knew he would be coming back right to him. Eyeing Eiji’s body up and down as he began to strip. His body was quite nice on the eyes, and a sight he never grew tired of.

Ankh laughed impishly, “It worked didn’t it?”

“Oh quiet you!” Eiji shook his head and sighed, but despite that he had a visible grin. “Just fuck me already.”

A smug and self satisfied look was on Ankh’s face, feeling the desire that was pouring out of Eiji in waves. It wasn’t long before he tossed off his own clothes. Swiftly pinning Eiji to the wall.

Ankh slowly kissed up his neck to his ear, mixing some bites in there. Making sure to leave a few marks across his boyfriend’s skin. Eiji threw back his head and moaned, he just couldn’t get enough of it. Desperately needing more, more. And Ankh could sense that.

Eiji shivered as Ankh whispered into his ear nice and low, “With pleasure.”

It was going to be a fun night.


End Notess: Thought this idea I've had around in my brain would be fun to work on alongside my other current wips! I hope you enjoyed it! It was fun writing Date and Gotou together for the first time (first time writing Date in general too), and when I have an idea I definitely want to do something that is centered around them. I really enjoy writing for this series! (And writing Ankh/Eiji <3 These two have my brain in a chokehold)

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